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Sunday, 08 November 2009

Saturday, 07 November 2009

  • Posted by Curse_of_Greyface

    Superman Returns... Hiding in the bushes it's a bird...



    Superman Returns: 4 out of 10: This movie is definitely missing the spark that made the first two Supermans fun. (Superman 3 was pretty awful and Superman 4 is one of the worst films of all time). Superman comes across as a bit of a jerk and a bully in this film and the franchise isn't all that better for it.

    Superman has gone away for five years in a plot contrivance that threatens to sink the film before it can begin. The claim is that he is seeking the remains of his home world (Not to sound like a comic book geek, but he if gets his powers from our yellow sun one would think he shouldn't be flying past Pluto let alone halfway across the galaxy.) He comes back, sort of says hi to mom, tortures his poor loyal dog with a tennis ball and heads to the big city where he stalks his ex-girlfriend Lois whom he didn't even tell he was leaving and who has clearly gone on with her life.

    And I'm not exaggerating the stalking. Superman hangs outsider her house using superpowers to snoop like some DC comics version of a cautionary Lifetime movie.

    Lex Luthor is also back with another stupid plan though Kevin Spacey does play the character well and a talented Parker Posey fills both the Otis and Mrs. Teschmacher shoes.

    Both leads (Brandon Routh and Kate Bosworth) have zero chemistry with each other and considering they were passionate lovers their conversations are pretty stunted and mundane.

    The action sequences are decent but the whole film seems to drag at two and a half hours and there is a distinct lack of joy. (You know something fun like everyone putting their Kryptonite up on E-bay, or Superman dating a supermodel to make Lois jealous that kind of thing, everyone seems so damn melancholy.) Speaking of melancholy I noticed that Superman never asked about any disasters he didn't prevent while he was on his so called vacation. Maybe a trip over lower Metropolis to see Ground Zero would have given him a reason for all the moping.

    Superman Returns Canadians Parker Posey

    Superman Returns Pympi

    Superman Returns Sacks

    Superman Returns Tufi

    Superman Returns Voice Kate Bosworth Kevin Spacey Tristan Lake Leabu


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Wednesday, 04 November 2009

  • Posted by Curse_of_Greyface

    Willa Ford


    Willa Ford is a multitalented actress and songstress originally from Ruskin, Florida. She has appeared on Dancing with the Stars and sang the song "Lullaby" from Pokémon: The First Movie.

    She also Played Anna Nicole Smith in a telepic filmed in 2007.

    Sexy and apparently a decent singer Willa Ford is still looking for that breakout role.

    In addition, she had the best death scene by far in Friday the 13th. (If anyone considers revealing that the topless blond gets killed in a Friday the 13th movie a spoiler please check your meds.)


    Willa Ford Centre Friday The 13th Dock of Breasts

    Willa Ford Foster Friday The 13th Topless Wakeboarding

    Willa Ford House Friday The 13th Topless Recreation

    Willa Ford Maplelawn Topless on Tree

    Willa Ford Noarlunga Friday The 13th

    Willa Ford Payne Friday The 13th Per Nipples the water is cold

    Willa Ford Razori Friday The 13th

    Willa Ford William Friday The 13th

    Willa Ford Williams Friday The 13th





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  • Posted by Curse_of_Greyface

    Krista Allen



    She dated George Clooney for two years, She starred in 8 separate Emmanuel movies in one year. So why is she in Silent Venom ???? And why is she keeping her shirt on???? No explanation is forthcoming. In the meantime, let us enjoy a blast from the past.


    Krista Allen 801 in the shower

    Silent Venom A

    Krista Allen Auge

    feast b

    Krista Allen Bill

    feast c

    Silent Venom D

    feast e

    Krista Allen Extreme Sexy

    Silent Venom F

    Krista Allen Gonneville

    Krista Allen Jockeys

    Krista Allen List

    Krista Allen McGowan

    Krista Allen Rock Nipple

    Krista Allen Slash Topless

    Krista Allen Trémoulet






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